The Show.

I'm not much of a gambling man, but if I were I'd probably be pretty good at it. So, here are my picks and probabilities for the big game Sunday. If you're smart you'll take these to the bank.

Coin Flip - Tails

First team to get a penalty - Steelers, #7, 15 yards for violating the leagues conduct policy.

First team to turn ball over - Steelers. Clay Matthews' golden locks with a pick 6.

National Anthem (sung by Christina Aguilera) over/under 1:54 - it'll be at least 9 minutes... so, over.

Chances of me sitting through the entire Black Eyed Peas set - 1.37%

Chances the night's funniest commercial is a beer commercial - 93.45%

Color of Gatorade dumped on winning coach - Orange

Chances Ray Lewis will come out of the tunnel, unannounced, and do his Super Bowl dance - 93.4%

Number of Brett Favre refrences, over/under 57 - Over

Chances Brett Favre will walk on stage during half time show to announce he's coming out of retirement next year - 100%

Chances Brett Favre will be wearing Wranglers during said announcement - 100%

Chances Brett Favre might take off his Wrangles for the ladies during said announcement - 50%

Number of times I'll punch a hole in my TV if Justin Beiber is ever the halftime performer, over/under 45 - Over.

Chances Christina Aguilera's popularity rate will plummet under its current 0% - 100%

Chances the game will be cancelled so a Troy Polamalu vs. Clay Matthews hair-off can take place - 76.4%

And most importantly, the winner of the Super Bowl - My heart says Packers but my brain says Steelers... So I'm going Packers, 30-24