The Show.

What Up Crazy Commentator - This is not the first time a What Up has been given to a man with a golden voice, but if you thought he was impressive you haven't heard anything yet. The setting is intense - the 22 games under .500/23.5 games out of first place Raptors vs. the .500 Grizzles. 98-98. The stakes COULDN'T BE HIGHER. Our commentator enthusiastically and demandingly cries defense as if he's the teams last hope for victory, when then - as if sent from the depths of hell to thrash all Raptors in a blood-thirsty, ravaging manner - Rudy Gay emerges. By the sound of our commentators voice you'd think that Rudy Gay was the apocalypse in the form of a basketball player - as if him making the shot will literally destroy all of humanity. The rest, as they say, is history. Rudy drains the shot and Raptors fans everywhere are crushed by the remorse and sorrow this evil man has laid upon them. I think this was a real turning point in the Raptors season. Now, instead of being 21 games under .500, they're 22 games under, and I just don't think they can come back from that. Could they come back from 21 games back? Of course. But this - this is just too much. Better luck next year!
And also, I know what you're asking: isn't this the chocolate guy from Spongebob? You have quite an ear, because that's EXACTLY who it is. I think it's safe to say the guy tends to overreact a bit...