Heat On The Hot Seat

Tuesday, February 15, 2011 Posted by Kyle Mountain 0 comments
History has been the provider and victim of some of the world's most common misconceptions. For example, the idea of Christopher Columbus being a well-intentioned man with great exploring abilities is nothing but a fairy tale about a vehemently ruthless, corrupt man who got lost. Or perhaps the idea that Napolean Bonaparte invaded and conquered countries because of a vast amount of insecurity he had regarding his stature; the man was actually not that small - he was about 5'6", which was slightly above the average height for a French man at the time of his life. Because these tales and assumptions have engraved themselves into society's perceptions for hundreds of years, they may never be anything but what they are now - misconceptions. However, a new misconception, that has plagued society for only a few months now, may be recognized and, with some luck, rightfully seen as the ridiculously false idea it is, for it is truly astonishing and down right disgraceful that our society may be manipulated into thinking that the Miami Heat are legitimate contenders to win an NBA championship this year.
The Miami Heat have lost 20 games so far this season - 19 of those losses have been against teams that would make the playoffs if the season ended today, and 13 of those 19 losses have been against Eastern Conference opponents. Plus, two of their most recent losses included one in which the Orlando Magic came back from 24 down to win 99-96, and one at the hands of the San Antonio Spurs, who won by a mere 30 points. This tells me two things: 1) the Heat can beat bad teams and 2) they have a really hard time beating good teams. We're over 60 games into the season which means playoffs are coming up, and there are two questions on my mind: Can the Heat win? and Will the Heat win? They're two very different questions with, in my opinion, two very different answers. The Heat have been a favorite to win this year's championship all season, but when you look at the strength of the NBA - the East in particular - along with the Heat's weaknesses and their record against the league's top teams, it becomes evident that they should be known as anything but a favorite to win a championship this year.

The top half of the Eastern Conference is riddled with parity at the moment. Since the trade deadline, a few good teams became pretty big threats, and although the East may not be as good as the West from top to bottom, they're certainly stacked - and a bit top heavy. The deadline brought Carmelo Anthony and Deron Williams east, and these moves, combined with the strength the conference had prior the deadline, will make for some serious parity this year as well as for years to come. With this in mind, it's hard for me to believe that the Heat would be favorites to even get out of the East, let alone win a championship. As I mentioned before, the Heat are having serious troubles with beating quality teams, so their troubles are only magnified by the fact that the East has six teams besides the Heat that are maybe not all contenders but certainly threats capable of beating any team on any given night.

Miami's competition isn't their only problem heading into the playoffs this year. The "team," itself (if that's what you want to call it) is simply not good enough to win in the playoffs. Everyone knows the danger of their top weapons, but beyond that they have very, very little. Wade and James are obviously the keys to this team, averaging over 50 points a game combined. Bosh also chips in nearly 20 a game, so it's no question that they have a lot of firepower up front. However, beyond those three, the Heat don't have anyone averaging double digit points this year. They have, and will continue, to get away with this during the regular season, but when playoffs come around it's simply not going to work. If you shut one of the three down you essentially limit and/or eliminate a third of their offense. In their most recent loss against the Magic, which I mentioned earlier, James and Wade had a combined 2 points in the 4th quarter. They've been shut down before and playoff series' are all about neutralizing star power. Teams will know how to cover at least one of the three and the Heat won't be able to respond because they're simply not deep enough.

The depth of the Heat - or lack there of - has been ruthlessly exposed against good teams this year. They've lost to Boston and Chicago three times each, Orlando twice, Dallas twice, and New York twice. It's evident that against the league's weaker teams the Heat can do whatever they want, however good teams are able to shut them down. It's no coincidence that nearly 90% of their losses this year are against the league's top teams. This takes us back to the painfully obvious fact that the Heat will have to play and beat only good teams if they want to advance in the playoffs. When things go their way they're very, very good. However, in the playoffs tendencies and strengths are attacked, making it very hard to do things the way you did them during the regular season. The teams that win are the teams that are able to adjust and adapt when their style of play is hindered. The problem the Heat have is that they don't have anything to adjust to. They're a fairly one-dimensional team that is nothing without all three of its star players.

I don't think superstars make a team a legitimate contender to win a championship, however I do think you need at least one superstar to win. The Heat obviously have superstars but I don't think they can win it this year, and they're not the only team that falls under this category. The East has at least three teams that have big-market players but probably can't win a championship this year. Stars can win in the regular season but depth is what wins when it matters.


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What Up Wednesday (2.9)

Thursday, February 10, 2011 Posted by Kyle Mountain 0 comments
This week: Johan "the mule" Franzen, the Philadelphia Eagles, Brent Johnson, ME, and Spongebob. And then me again.


What Up Johan Franzen - "The Mule," as he's known, could easily be classified as an animal after his performance last Wednesday against the Ottawa Senators. Franzen scored 5 goals as his Red Wings claimed a 7-5 win over the Sens. After the game Franzen was quoted as saying, "I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence... I'm just a big, hairy, Swedish, winning machine, and if you ain't first, yer last!"




What Up Eagles - Eagles players DeSean Jackson, Jamaal Jackson, and Todd Herremans took time to visit with 13 year old Nadin Khoury, who had been bullied by 7 kids in January. It's amazing to see that athletes are willing to take time and effort to be there for a kid they don't even know. They raised an amazing amount of awareness about bullying by doing this, and hopefully more and more action will be taken to lessen the number of bullying victims. It's easy to see what a sweet kid Nadin is and the fact that this sort of thing happens to kids like Nadin everyday is extremely sad. Hopefully more athletes and people with influence will step up and face this problem.



What Up Brent Johnson - For some reason, people keep calling this infamous fight the, "DiPietro fight." It's probably because people don't know who Brent Johnson is. The back-up goalie for the Pens epitomized what it means to be a team player by doing what he did. DiPietro cheap-shotted one of the Penguin players and instead of sitting back and not doing anything about it, Johnson put himself on the line to defend him teammates. You can tell by how the team reacted how much his efforts were appreciated - things like this go a really long way. DiPietro is currently out with severe cases of embarrassment, humiliation and "I just got one-punched" syndromes. If you haven't seen it:



What Up ME - I'm not looking to toot my own here but I'm clearly one of, if not the, best prediction maker in the land (so naturally, I get Spongebob's #1 hat.) For those of you who saw my super bowl bets, you know what I'm talking about. For those of you who missed them, let me fill you in:

- I took the over on the 1:54 time limit for Christina's national anthem, which is no surprise, anyone could've guessed that. My mom told me after that I should've made an over under on how many words she'd get wrong. We knew she was going to be bad, but who knew she was going to be that bad!?

- I guessed the night's funniest commercial would probably be a beer commercial, however I wouldn't know who took the cake. Here in Canada they didn't air the regular Super Bowl commercials so I was stuck watching Dairy Queen and Tim Hortons commercials.

- I picked orange for the color of Gatorade dumped on the winning coach. I know from experience, orange is a must for anyone in the heat of battle.

- I thought it'd be hard to sit through the Black Eyed Pea's, but I was wrong. It wasn't hard, it was excruciatingly, horrifically painful. However, I'm still not sure if it was the shiny lights or the horrendous sounds coming out of my speakers that made it hard to look away.

- Finally, my pride and joy - I was all but convinced the Steelers were going to take this one but I went out on a limb and picked the Pack, 30-24. Turns out it was the Pack 31-25. Now, I'm no scientist but I'd say that's pretty good.

So like I said, I'm not looking to toot my own horn... but I will anyway.


What Up Spongebob - That's two What Up Wednesday's in a row that I've had a Spongebob reference, so he gets a What Up. And I get another one for having a Spongebob reference two weeks in a row. Boom.




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Super Bowl Bets

Saturday, February 5, 2011 Posted by Kyle Mountain 0 comments
I'm not much of a gambling man, but if I were I'd probably be pretty good at it. So, here are my picks and probabilities for the big game Sunday. If you're smart you'll take these to the bank.

Coin Flip - Tails

First team to get a penalty - Steelers, #7, 15 yards for violating the leagues conduct policy.

First team to turn ball over - Steelers. Clay Matthews' golden locks with a pick 6.

National Anthem (sung by Christina Aguilera) over/under 1:54 - it'll be at least 9 minutes... so, over.

Chances of me sitting through the entire Black Eyed Peas set - 1.37%

Chances the night's funniest commercial is a beer commercial - 93.45%

Color of Gatorade dumped on winning coach - Orange

Chances Ray Lewis will come out of the tunnel, unannounced, and do his Super Bowl dance - 93.4%


Number of Brett Favre refrences, over/under 57 - Over

Chances Brett Favre will walk on stage during half time show to announce he's coming out of retirement next year - 100%

Chances Brett Favre will be wearing Wranglers during said announcement - 100%

Chances Brett Favre might take off his Wrangles for the ladies during said announcement - 50%

Number of times I'll punch a hole in my TV if Justin Beiber is ever the halftime performer, over/under 45 - Over.

Chances Christina Aguilera's popularity rate will plummet under its current 0% - 100%

Chances the game will be cancelled so a Troy Polamalu vs. Clay Matthews hair-off can take place - 76.4%

And most importantly, the winner of the Super Bowl - My heart says Packers but my brain says Steelers... So I'm going Packers, 30-24


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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Heat On The Hot Seat

History has been the provider and victim of some of the world's most common misconceptions. For example, the idea of Christopher Columbus being a well-intentioned man with great exploring abilities is nothing but a fairy tale about a vehemently ruthless, corrupt man who got lost. Or perhaps the idea that Napolean Bonaparte invaded and conquered countries because of a vast amount of insecurity he had regarding his stature; the man was actually not that small - he was about 5'6", which was slightly above the average height for a French man at the time of his life. Because these tales and assumptions have engraved themselves into society's perceptions for hundreds of years, they may never be anything but what they are now - misconceptions. However, a new misconception, that has plagued society for only a few months now, may be recognized and, with some luck, rightfully seen as the ridiculously false idea it is, for it is truly astonishing and down right disgraceful that our society may be manipulated into thinking that the Miami Heat are legitimate contenders to win an NBA championship this year.
The Miami Heat have lost 20 games so far this season - 19 of those losses have been against teams that would make the playoffs if the season ended today, and 13 of those 19 losses have been against Eastern Conference opponents. Plus, two of their most recent losses included one in which the Orlando Magic came back from 24 down to win 99-96, and one at the hands of the San Antonio Spurs, who won by a mere 30 points. This tells me two things: 1) the Heat can beat bad teams and 2) they have a really hard time beating good teams. We're over 60 games into the season which means playoffs are coming up, and there are two questions on my mind: Can the Heat win? and Will the Heat win? They're two very different questions with, in my opinion, two very different answers. The Heat have been a favorite to win this year's championship all season, but when you look at the strength of the NBA - the East in particular - along with the Heat's weaknesses and their record against the league's top teams, it becomes evident that they should be known as anything but a favorite to win a championship this year.

The top half of the Eastern Conference is riddled with parity at the moment. Since the trade deadline, a few good teams became pretty big threats, and although the East may not be as good as the West from top to bottom, they're certainly stacked - and a bit top heavy. The deadline brought Carmelo Anthony and Deron Williams east, and these moves, combined with the strength the conference had prior the deadline, will make for some serious parity this year as well as for years to come. With this in mind, it's hard for me to believe that the Heat would be favorites to even get out of the East, let alone win a championship. As I mentioned before, the Heat are having serious troubles with beating quality teams, so their troubles are only magnified by the fact that the East has six teams besides the Heat that are maybe not all contenders but certainly threats capable of beating any team on any given night.

Miami's competition isn't their only problem heading into the playoffs this year. The "team," itself (if that's what you want to call it) is simply not good enough to win in the playoffs. Everyone knows the danger of their top weapons, but beyond that they have very, very little. Wade and James are obviously the keys to this team, averaging over 50 points a game combined. Bosh also chips in nearly 20 a game, so it's no question that they have a lot of firepower up front. However, beyond those three, the Heat don't have anyone averaging double digit points this year. They have, and will continue, to get away with this during the regular season, but when playoffs come around it's simply not going to work. If you shut one of the three down you essentially limit and/or eliminate a third of their offense. In their most recent loss against the Magic, which I mentioned earlier, James and Wade had a combined 2 points in the 4th quarter. They've been shut down before and playoff series' are all about neutralizing star power. Teams will know how to cover at least one of the three and the Heat won't be able to respond because they're simply not deep enough.

The depth of the Heat - or lack there of - has been ruthlessly exposed against good teams this year. They've lost to Boston and Chicago three times each, Orlando twice, Dallas twice, and New York twice. It's evident that against the league's weaker teams the Heat can do whatever they want, however good teams are able to shut them down. It's no coincidence that nearly 90% of their losses this year are against the league's top teams. This takes us back to the painfully obvious fact that the Heat will have to play and beat only good teams if they want to advance in the playoffs. When things go their way they're very, very good. However, in the playoffs tendencies and strengths are attacked, making it very hard to do things the way you did them during the regular season. The teams that win are the teams that are able to adjust and adapt when their style of play is hindered. The problem the Heat have is that they don't have anything to adjust to. They're a fairly one-dimensional team that is nothing without all three of its star players.

I don't think superstars make a team a legitimate contender to win a championship, however I do think you need at least one superstar to win. The Heat obviously have superstars but I don't think they can win it this year, and they're not the only team that falls under this category. The East has at least three teams that have big-market players but probably can't win a championship this year. Stars can win in the regular season but depth is what wins when it matters.


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Thursday, February 10, 2011

What Up Wednesday (2.9)

This week: Johan "the mule" Franzen, the Philadelphia Eagles, Brent Johnson, ME, and Spongebob. And then me again.


What Up Johan Franzen - "The Mule," as he's known, could easily be classified as an animal after his performance last Wednesday against the Ottawa Senators. Franzen scored 5 goals as his Red Wings claimed a 7-5 win over the Sens. After the game Franzen was quoted as saying, "I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence... I'm just a big, hairy, Swedish, winning machine, and if you ain't first, yer last!"




What Up Eagles - Eagles players DeSean Jackson, Jamaal Jackson, and Todd Herremans took time to visit with 13 year old Nadin Khoury, who had been bullied by 7 kids in January. It's amazing to see that athletes are willing to take time and effort to be there for a kid they don't even know. They raised an amazing amount of awareness about bullying by doing this, and hopefully more and more action will be taken to lessen the number of bullying victims. It's easy to see what a sweet kid Nadin is and the fact that this sort of thing happens to kids like Nadin everyday is extremely sad. Hopefully more athletes and people with influence will step up and face this problem.



What Up Brent Johnson - For some reason, people keep calling this infamous fight the, "DiPietro fight." It's probably because people don't know who Brent Johnson is. The back-up goalie for the Pens epitomized what it means to be a team player by doing what he did. DiPietro cheap-shotted one of the Penguin players and instead of sitting back and not doing anything about it, Johnson put himself on the line to defend him teammates. You can tell by how the team reacted how much his efforts were appreciated - things like this go a really long way. DiPietro is currently out with severe cases of embarrassment, humiliation and "I just got one-punched" syndromes. If you haven't seen it:



What Up ME - I'm not looking to toot my own here but I'm clearly one of, if not the, best prediction maker in the land (so naturally, I get Spongebob's #1 hat.) For those of you who saw my super bowl bets, you know what I'm talking about. For those of you who missed them, let me fill you in:

- I took the over on the 1:54 time limit for Christina's national anthem, which is no surprise, anyone could've guessed that. My mom told me after that I should've made an over under on how many words she'd get wrong. We knew she was going to be bad, but who knew she was going to be that bad!?

- I guessed the night's funniest commercial would probably be a beer commercial, however I wouldn't know who took the cake. Here in Canada they didn't air the regular Super Bowl commercials so I was stuck watching Dairy Queen and Tim Hortons commercials.

- I picked orange for the color of Gatorade dumped on the winning coach. I know from experience, orange is a must for anyone in the heat of battle.

- I thought it'd be hard to sit through the Black Eyed Pea's, but I was wrong. It wasn't hard, it was excruciatingly, horrifically painful. However, I'm still not sure if it was the shiny lights or the horrendous sounds coming out of my speakers that made it hard to look away.

- Finally, my pride and joy - I was all but convinced the Steelers were going to take this one but I went out on a limb and picked the Pack, 30-24. Turns out it was the Pack 31-25. Now, I'm no scientist but I'd say that's pretty good.

So like I said, I'm not looking to toot my own horn... but I will anyway.


What Up Spongebob - That's two What Up Wednesday's in a row that I've had a Spongebob reference, so he gets a What Up. And I get another one for having a Spongebob reference two weeks in a row. Boom.




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Saturday, February 5, 2011

Super Bowl Bets

I'm not much of a gambling man, but if I were I'd probably be pretty good at it. So, here are my picks and probabilities for the big game Sunday. If you're smart you'll take these to the bank.

Coin Flip - Tails

First team to get a penalty - Steelers, #7, 15 yards for violating the leagues conduct policy.

First team to turn ball over - Steelers. Clay Matthews' golden locks with a pick 6.

National Anthem (sung by Christina Aguilera) over/under 1:54 - it'll be at least 9 minutes... so, over.

Chances of me sitting through the entire Black Eyed Peas set - 1.37%

Chances the night's funniest commercial is a beer commercial - 93.45%

Color of Gatorade dumped on winning coach - Orange

Chances Ray Lewis will come out of the tunnel, unannounced, and do his Super Bowl dance - 93.4%


Number of Brett Favre refrences, over/under 57 - Over

Chances Brett Favre will walk on stage during half time show to announce he's coming out of retirement next year - 100%

Chances Brett Favre will be wearing Wranglers during said announcement - 100%

Chances Brett Favre might take off his Wrangles for the ladies during said announcement - 50%

Number of times I'll punch a hole in my TV if Justin Beiber is ever the halftime performer, over/under 45 - Over.

Chances Christina Aguilera's popularity rate will plummet under its current 0% - 100%

Chances the game will be cancelled so a Troy Polamalu vs. Clay Matthews hair-off can take place - 76.4%

And most importantly, the winner of the Super Bowl - My heart says Packers but my brain says Steelers... So I'm going Packers, 30-24


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